Note to Self # 5

Cooking breakfast is not a good time to check Facebook.

Note to Self # 4

Screw cap of liquid medicine bottle on before shaking (Taken from same friend as # 2).

Note to Self # 3

Do not feed ice cream to child who has just said "My belly hurts."

Note to Self # 2

Do not use finger to check if diaper is dirty (borrowed from a friend, but come on, we've all done it).

Note to Self # 1

Do not put shreds of toilet paper (courtesy of your 18-month old) in the toilet mid-pee.